Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Tactical Tuesday #10: AA-12.

Hello and welcome to Tactical Tuesday
I am Katetheflake, your host for this blog posting.

Readers, AA-12. AA-12, these are my readers.
The topic is zombie killing: discuss.
The AA-12:its so pretty.....
I became enamored with this beautiful piece of engineering upon my recent viewing of the film The Expendables (2010).

The weapon is a selective fire shot-gun firing 300 rounds a minute--that means you can chose between pulling a trigger over and over again without pumping to make something dead and merely holding down your finger down until whatever you are aiming at stops moving due to its jellification.

The weapon fires 3 types of 12 gauge rounds: slug, buckshot and frag-12 rounds. *insane cackle*
FRAG-12 High Explosive Round---how I love thee....

12 gauge buckshot and 12 gauge slug
On top of that the buckshot rounds fired come in different types including 00 buck shot and #4 bird shot. Slugs include rubber rounds ("less-than-lethal"--not "non-lethal"---"less-than-lethal"...tee hee) and 12 gauge lead slugs (o.m.g. those are like flying minuture lead fists---they leave HUGE HOLES). They can also fire flares, High Explosive (HE), High Explosive Armor Piercing (HEAP) and these High Explosive Air-Burst (HEAB) doohickeys that can fired mid-air with muliple explosions *excited giggle*

AA-12s mounted on a HAMMER
Okay. So this weapon is so utterly ridiculous that the image of me using it against hordes of the undead is completely implasable.
I mean come on. They mount these guns on the HAMMER unmanned defense system---like SKYNET or something!

BUT ITS SO PRETTY!

AND LOOK AT THE SPLATTER PATTERNS!
This is what happens when one fires a 12 gauge shotgun slug into balistic gel. Ain't it cool?


The gun is obviously extremely useful in the advent of a zombie apocalypse, especially if one were to obtain the incendiary rounds (brains+tiny bombs=awesome brain fireworks). Also the broad breech (muzzle thing) and that much of the weapon is made of stainless steel would make the weapon one that would rarely jam and need little cleaning (the manual says once every 10000 firings).

All-in-all fairly unrealistic but nonetheless awesome weapon to have in your arsenal. YUP!



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Let the battle begin!

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